Sometimes you've just got to dance. And sometimes, if you're a flight attendant and you need to relieve some stress while entertaining your passengers, you have to dance for them, showing off your sick moves like no one is watching. Except everyone is watching. And it is awesome.

Aside from a few flights on SouthWest where an attendant cracked a couple of jokes, I've never experienced something like this and, you must understand, I desperately, desperately want to. There's something I hate about people performing on trains and buses, but airplanes are somehow special. Perhaps it's because they're terrifying, perhaps it's also because they're fun, but there's something about the person who's supposed to help you survive in case of a crash landing dancing so freely that makes you feel like it's all going to be okay!


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