A tiny bird landed on the lectern at a Bernie Sanders rally Friday in Portland—of course it was Portland—and people lost their entire shit.
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Sanders beamed delightedly at the bird, which looks like a sparrow or something, while everyone behind him leapt to their feet. Somewhere, Hillary Clinton opened Twitter and muttered, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”