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Bernie Sanders Is a Wife Guy

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Currently writing from Texas, where Diet Dr. Pepper flows freely from the tap!

RIP, Splinter.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Read all about how Jane Sanders rules the roost in her personal and political partnership with her husband, Bernard. Bernie, a wife guy! [New York Times]
  • In impeachment news, guess who else has transcripts of his calls with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky? Mike Pence, who is apparently working on releasing them. [Politico]
  • More Ukraine and Rudy Giuliani-related crime time! [Washington Post]
  • And here’s a story about the merry antics of Donald Trump, Giuliani, and then-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson that is not about Ukraine! [Bloomberg]
  • Ivanka’s still pretending to care about child care. [Hays Post]
  • A step in the right direction!
  • Meanwhile, this is... a step... in some direction...
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Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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This has been Barf Bag.