- So uh, not so much cracking this holiday week. Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was
gunned downkilled on the campaign trail. We broke down the geopolitical conflict for y'all.
- Speaking of geopolitical conflict, apparently Sarah Jessica Parker hates Kim Cattrall. Just like the Muslims and Hindus!
- In other news, some women come during childbirth
- The women of Generation X aren't coming at all.
- Anna Nicole came early and often, and she threw one hell of a Christmas party.
- Christmas wasn't so great for other people, like wretched Tatiana the tiger and her unfortunate human victim.
- But even though some of us had to work during this holiday week, we can all take comfort in the fact that a certain someone kicked Moe's ass in the Traveler IQ Challenge. Suck on that, yo!
All of the details surrounding her murder (homicide? Classier term?) are so uncertain, and so fucked up, especially considering we don't know who's lying, fudging, whatever. I completely don't buy that she was killed when she hit her head on some handle inside of her car. Excuse me while I go buy a million puppies to drown my shock.