Behold, The Vogue-iest Caption In the History of Vogue Captions

Russian political activist band Pussy Riot graces the pages of Vogue this month, and accompanying their feature is probably the Most Vogue Caption of All Time.

Yeah, jail and prison and injustice and all that but also: Valentino.

Vogue is what happens when the smartest girl in school gets distracted by something shiny and then quits school to chase the shiny thing forever.