These sheets really make an impression: Rise and Sigh bedding is embroidered with captions that leave an imprint on your body while sleeping. Created by Martina Carpelan, they come in three sets: for the bachelor, for the love affair and for the one night stand. Maybe you want to pair them with these pillowcases by James McAdam? [InventorSpot, JamesMcAdam]
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Why no custom embossing? I want one that says "Make your own damn breakfast."