A truce has finally been called in the great New York-Chicago Pizza War of 2013. While the two sides will never fully agree on thin crust vs. deep dish, they can agree on this: The enemy of my enemy is my friend and, here, our shared enemy is the California pizza. Seriously, fuck that thing. It's a focaccia with a salad on top.
That's not to say that PIZZA BOSS KING OF DECIDING WHAT ALL PIZZA SHOULD LOOK LIKE Jon Stewart didn't throw a few final jabs in Chicago's direction. (What are you doing, Jon?! Negotiations are fragile! FRAGILE!)
He even got Steve Buscemi, Ferris Bueller and Michael Strahan to back him up.
But ultimately the alliance held fast.
If only this could have happened before so many people got hurt.