One could argue that a woman who goes to a site called "Classy Announcements" gets what she deserves. Nevertheless, the site's newborn retouching services took us aback. Explains Classy Announcements, "Blemishes and flushed faces are common on newborn babies. We professionally retouch your photos, enhancing baby's skin color and surface." Oh, okay. Because God forbid anyone should suspect baby just came through a birth canal! Why not just hire a pair of three-week-old twins to play baby, like in the movies? Because, let's face it, baby's really let himself go - can we get some makeup over here? And while we're at it, baby's hair's looking a little thin - how about a toupee? And baby's legs would probably look longer in some heels. Okay, that's better. [Classy Announcements]