Be Italian: Wear Fur And Go Naked!

What, the Italian Amelia premiere doesn't suggest fur, malls and tons of cleavage? How naive you are: watch, and learn.

So, when I saw Linda Batista's fur - and then the sea of other pelts - I thought, "well, it must have been really cold." So I checked. It was 55 degrees.

But then I saw she had a lot of...ground to cover.

Then I saw Alessandra Canale, and realized that was de rigueur.

Actress Sarah Maestri didn't get the memo.

Roberta Beta's coat has the virtue of looking somewhat aviator-esque, at least.

Actress Maria Rosaria Omaggio does classic Fellini-esque flamboyant basic!

Singer Lola Ponce fills her animal skin quota - barely.

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