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Battle Of The Creepy Twilight Merchandise

Illustration for article titled Battle Of The Creepy emTwilight/em Merchandise

Which is creepier? The life-size Robert Pattinson silhouette, lurking in your bedroom and watching you sleep? Or "The Vamp" sex toy, which offers a "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow." It sparkles. [RPL, Tantus]

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Can we just talk about how you can "toss it in the 'fridge for that authentic experience?" I have a pretty high tolerance for disgusting things in my fridge but there is a line damn it, and a sparkling vampire dildo is on the other side of that line.

Also, creepiness aside I find RPattz way better looking in silhouette, less... unwashed. Perhaps he should consider traveling with his own backlighting.