Bad news: Mercury has just gone retrograde at this exact moment, so everything will go wrong from now until February 28. Famed astrologist Susan Miller says not to worry: "There will be countless delays, cancellations and postponements — but know these will benefit you in the long run." Plus side: you now have a PERFECTLY VALID excuse anytime you're late for stuff.
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Hands up if you're a Merc-ruled Virgo or Gemini and as such already felt the madness coming on yesterday.