Baby Phat shows are always a spectacle, and Kimora Lee Simmons' vision for spring 2010 — shown last night — was no different. Models on a gold glitter runway with an Indian-ish arch; shredded jeans, harem pants, teeny bikinis.

I worry about where crotches are going, what with dropped crotches and harem pants and so on. I really do. The color of her top is divine, though.

Wearable, if not entirely original.

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Shiny! Short!

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Short! Shiny!

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The pattern and ties on these shorts? Actually pretty cool. And I liked the layered tops.

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As long as this is a dress and not a jumper, it's gorgeous.

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That model is the only one who can pull this off, or should try.

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I don't know what is going on here, but I suspect that Taylor Momsen wants to order two.

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Oh, hello.

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As you can tell, this collection is all over the damn place.

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And most of it doesn't look very high-end.

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That said, this dress with a metallic warrior corset breastplate thingy is pretty hot.

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More shiny. When it's not short, it's tight.

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I do tend to like hot, bright, blues, pinks and purples. So the palette appeals to me.

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Some pieces, like this blue jacket, seem fun and fresh.

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Oh, hello.

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Baby Phat swimwear: Not for the shy, or the non-thin.

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Oh, hello.

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Meh.

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Well, the kids are cute, at least!

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Check out the new baby!

[Images via Getty.]