I'm not even stoned, but I cannot stop laughing at Piper Palin fixing her baby brother Trig's hair by licking her hand and petting his head. Also, how about when all those people were chanting, "Drill, baby, drill"? Who knew that the RNC could be so campy?
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How the heck did the baby stay asleep through all that (I'm not even just talking about the hair-spitting—what about all the noise in the hall)?