Thanks for all the help, boyfriend.
I wish it had been more than dumb luck that got her out alive, but it was still satisfying to see a woman get out on top.
Here's what she wrote to her dead-ass boyfriend on her "Dispatches from the ZOMGpocalypse" blog:
Dear Dickwad Deserter,
Maybe if you'd helped, we would have gotten out together.
Enjoy having your brains eaten.
Not a Zombie