Avril Lavigne Wants You to Know She's Still Very 'Rock n Roll'

Every time Zach Braff talks it just reminds me that he's probably the kind of guy that will only go down on you for about 30 seconds (long enough for him to feel that means you should have sex with him) and be completely lackluster at both, but still demand to know if you had an orgasm during each (not that he wants you to have had one for you, but for his ego). He will also tell all his friends you don't have a Brazilian and use that as an excuse never to talk to you again.

I could have just said he's a douche but I want to make sure everyone knows to what severity.