Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up

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  • Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]
  • Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page Six]
  • Janet poses as brother Michael from Off The Wall on the new cover of Vibe. [Concrete Loop]
  • Oooooh, George Clooney on the cover of Time! [The.Life. Files]
  • Is it a girl for Minnie Driver? She was seen buying girly baby clothes from J. Crew and talking about her pregnancy. [Page Six]
  • Pink says her divorce is not about cheating, anger or fighting. She writes on her Web site: "One never knows the future, but mine and Carey's just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now." [People]
  • Spencer Pratt is trying to get himself and Heidi Montag a reality show of their very own, awww. And when meeting with producers, Spence does all the talking; Heidi's not allowed to open her mouth. Romantic! [Page Six]
  • Milo Ventimiglia on when people gossip about his relationship with Hayden Panettiere: "It makes me smile." [People]
  • In Las Vegas, Victoria Gotti and anti-fur actress Marsha Thomason, aka "Naomi" from Lost, got into a loud squabble over Gotti's fur coat. It'd be a lot more interesting if they were both more famous, but whatevs. [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which pop diva goes to great lengths to keep her entire body glowing? When she spray-tans, she demands her nether regions get the treatment as well." [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which producer who's well known for his voracious appetite for women has a funny modus operandi? He asks actresses seeking roles to come up to his hotel suite, then excuses himself to go use the restroom and comes back wearing only a robe?" [Page Six]
  • The LAPD is investigating whether Sam Lutfi drugged Britney Spears. Several witnesses have been interviewed regarding the drugs in Brit's system when she was most recently committed. [TMZ]
  • A judge doesn't think Britney's conservatorship needs to be a federal case. No shit. [TMZ]
  • Brit's dad Jamie doesn't want the case transferred to federal court either. [People]
  • Britney's driving-without-a-license case was put on hold because her lawyers do not think she is "qualified or capable" to deal with it right now. [CNN]
  • Two paparazzi were arrested while trying to photograph Britney Spears at a hair salon; two others were arrested outside a nightclub as the LAPD cracks down on photogs obstructing traffic and causing chaos. Two of the snappers were from TMZ. [USA Today]
  • Amy Winehouse was reportedly "fantastic" at the Brit Awards, yay for her! [Mirror]
  • Angelina Jolie took Maddox to see The Spiderwick Chronicles yesterday. Damn, he's cute. [TMZ]
  • Is Jack Black's new movie plagiarized from a Nickelodeon skit? [Perez Hilton]
  • Pauly Shore is countersuing his neighbor, movie director Wes Craven, for "slope failure," landslides etc. Backyard horror story, haha. [E!]
  • Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is joining the team of Access Hollywood as guest correspondent? That could be fun. [UPI]
  • Meanwhile, Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell is going to Capitol Hill today as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Population Fund, a development agency that focuses on women's reproductive health. Colors of the world! [U.S. News & World Report]
  • Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr on beau Orlando Bloom: "He's a sweetheart." [People]
  • Vincent D'Onofrio has a new baby boy! Luca was born on Valentine's Day. [USA Today]
  • The Directors Guild of America has approved a contract deal that helped pave the way for the settlement in the writers' strike. [Reuters]
  • Sylvester Stallone is willing to testify in the trial of Anthony Pellicano, who's accuse of tapping the star's phone. [USA Today]
  • Paula Abdul thinks her new video is so bad, she's "trying to pretend like it didn't happen." LOL! [MSNBC]
  • Jessica Simpson's movie, Blonde Ambition, is No. 1 in Ukraine. First of all, Ukrainians, please don't think that she — or this film — represents all Americans. Secondly, why? Why? Third... going back to bed. [People]
  • Wait! Is this Shia LaBeouf's amazingly buff body or a photo manipulation? Also: Bulge??? [ONTD]



@ihateyourescalade: LA therapists and rehabs are probably developing super-fertility drugs for all these celebs in order to sow a generation of super-crazies.