@J.D.Regent: Oh, along those same lines...never ever ever try to cook alongside a chef in the kitchen. Or a cranky butcher. It just doesn't work. Read more

@J.D.Regent: Oh, along those same lines...never ever ever try to cook alongside a chef in the kitchen. Or a cranky butcher. It just doesn't work. Read more
@PinkSoxHat: That may be it. I mean, I don't care if he does it, but I think he's just annoyed that I'm tipsy when he gets home from a hard day's work. Read more
@TruculentandUnreliable: I just want to mention that I did get my cholesterol checked and it is stellar, in case anyone was worried. Read more
@Dear Blond Diary...: The problem is that I'd probably eat it all before you guys got your hands on it. I know that I ate MUCH more than my share of that last 16 pound batch of bacon. Read more
@BlondeGrlz: *Ahem*. Honestly, I've never done it, but it sounds good for dinner. Actually, I'm not so much into kitschy, cute food, but food that tastes fucking good. Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: That, too. Read more
@ilikenoise: Because all they will do is talk about food and do crazy food experiments and pretty soon you have half a dead pig in your freezer and head cheese simmering on your stovetop. Are the good meals worth it? I don't know. Read more
@TruculentandUnreliable: I mean, I saw something about it on the Internets. Read more
Somebody had a whole wedding cake that was meatloaf. Read more
@tscheese: I need to copy and paste these conversations and send them to my husband. Every couple of weeks, I'll drink a bottle of wine or a six-pack over the course of a Saturday, and you'd think that I was a raging alcoholic. I think he is uncomfortable that I'm drinking alone? I don't know. Read more
@Dear Blond Diary...: I need to start a cured meat products store just for the commenters on Jezebel. My husband is a butcher and makes the best cured pork. Read more
@Macloserboy: I am sure you are correct. Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: Ding ding ding ding motherfucking ding. Read more
Who steals money from a Girl Scout? Really! I mean, all that other shit...whatever. She's fucking crazy. But stealing money from a Girl Scout? I'd like to think even the most hardened criminal would think that was some low-ass shit. Read more
@boring diatribes: Well, she obviously had psychiatric issues that she was self-medicating, whether they be anxiety, depression, whatever. I mean, pot makes you feel good, and you don't have to face shit when you're smoking weed, and you don't have to worry about ODing or feeling like shit if you smoke too much, so I… Read more
@Notes from the underwhelmed: @BrutallyHonestBabes: @CorreLola: @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: Sweeeeet. I will watch the trailer when I get home. I hope it's not going to suck. Read more
You know, it's not the *best* picture, but it's still better than most of my candids. Read more
@NefariousNewt: At least he's, like, a million times funnier than Robin Williams. And less hairy. Read more