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@J.D.Regent: Oh, along those same lines...never ever ever try to cook alongside a chef in the kitchen. Or a cranky butcher. It just doesn't work. Read more

@PinkSoxHat: That may be it. I mean, I don't care if he does it, but I think he's just annoyed that I'm tipsy when he gets home from a hard day's work. Read more

@BlondeGrlz: *Ahem*. Honestly, I've never done it, but it sounds good for dinner. Actually, I'm not so much into kitschy, cute food, but food that tastes fucking good. Read more

@ilikenoise: Because all they will do is talk about food and do crazy food experiments and pretty soon you have half a dead pig in your freezer and head cheese simmering on your stovetop. Are the good meals worth it? I don't know. Read more

@tscheese: I need to copy and paste these conversations and send them to my husband. Every couple of weeks, I'll drink a bottle of wine or a six-pack over the course of a Saturday, and you'd think that I was a raging alcoholic. I think he is uncomfortable that I'm drinking alone? I don't know. Read more

Who steals money from a Girl Scout? Really! I mean, all that other shit...whatever. She's fucking crazy. But stealing money from a Girl Scout? I'd like to think even the most hardened criminal would think that was some low-ass shit. Read more

@boring diatribes: Well, she obviously had psychiatric issues that she was self-medicating, whether they be anxiety, depression, whatever. I mean, pot makes you feel good, and you don't have to face shit when you're smoking weed, and you don't have to worry about ODing or feeling like shit if you smoke too much, so I Read more

@crushdmb: Yeah, I think that the issue here is that we're talking about two different types of addiction. There's a mental addition (ie, using it to cope) and a physical addiction. Some drugs have both, and some only have one. Read more

@Meg: Ha! I think pretty much everybody is funnier and less hairy than Robin Williams. (Not trying to rain on your parade—I'm pretty sure you're funnier and less hairy by a large amount). Read more