@sarabadara: I want to, but I think my co-workers might be offended. Read more

@sarabadara: I want to, but I think my co-workers might be offended. Read more
@jetztinberlin: Well, exactly, and that's kind of what I was getting at when I said that I hadn't sent in nominations, too. Because I love most of you guys. Read more
@sarabadara: yo buttcheeks is warm. Read more
@ThaKadinskyPapers: Fuck yeah! Let's get drunk and light some cars on fire! Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: Totes, for the children, such as. Read more
@SouthernComfort: @amoureuse: Um, yeah, pretty much. Read more
Here's the thing...I have been a pretty prolific commenter on this site for a long time, and I didn't even send in any nominations (as thrilled as I would've been to see some people on the chopping block). Who is doing the nominating here? Read more
@Skinny Bone Jones: I hear you, sister. Read more
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Read more
Um, yeah. Read more
@BiscuitDoughJones: Dude, you should totally out him. Seriously. What a fucking piece of shit. Read more
@lalaland13: I know. I mean, I won't be sharing the Chubby Hubby with her or anything. Read more
@ThaKadinskyPapers: Oh, she definitely has daddy issues. Or something. Read more
OMG. I want to give this girl a big hug and some Chubby Hubby. Holy shit. Read more
@ineffable.me: I know, I know. :( Read more
@Skinny Bone Jones: I cried in the bathroom a couple of times, but it sounds like my old job...there was someone leaving at least once a week, and someone crying every fucking day. It was horrible. Read more