truculentandunreliable-old
TruculentandUnreliable
truculentandunreliable-old

@J.D.Regent: I was thinking about a store...and, like "Paging Mr. Smith to the Testicle Department, Mr. Smith to the Testicle Department." Read more

I just remembered that when my husband was 18 and fucking RIPPED, he worked at Target in the camping section and had a couple hit on him to come away camping with them for a weekend. Ha ha ha ha. He very nicely declined. Read more

@sallyfloyd: Also, I think that they're the people who are just proud of it. They like being nerdy weirdos. Which is fine, don't get me wrong, but they kind of make the rest of us who just like to get a little on the side feel like we're lumped into the same pot. Read more

@AnnieGetYourFun: I agree. I was like, what the fuck kind of bullshit is that? I hope they at least trade off putting the baby to bed and fucking among each other. Read more

I'm into fucking other people, but not, like, full relationships with other people. Too much work. Read more