@BritneyCanadaWhore: Ha ha ha ha!!! I do that, too. I'm like, um, stop fixing your hair or whatever and let me take a shit. Read more

@BritneyCanadaWhore: Ha ha ha ha!!! I do that, too. I'm like, um, stop fixing your hair or whatever and let me take a shit. Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: Oh, god, I love Canada. Sigh. Read more
Ugh, my bowels are cramping now. Read more
She does not look like herself. Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: I love her! Read more
I cannot hear it, but it makes me sad. Read more
I knew I shouldn't click on this post...I knew it knew it knew it. Read more
Also, she looks like her mom (pre weird plastic surgery) with her dad's eyes. Read more
My husband just sent an article to me about FB from Vanity Fair (I think?). Anyway, she was really grounded and sweet for a 15 year old, much less a 15 year old child of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Read more
AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO CAN ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE??? Hmph. Read more
Aw, Queen Latifah is endorsing Jenny Craig???? I am massively sad. Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: The sad thing is, that's how I'm feeling about librarian school right now. I'm like, WTF are these people talking about? Women's and gender studies seems much more interesting right now. Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: Also, people who do that in the elevator are douchebags. There were a couple of guys that lived in my dorm who LOVED to do that. Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: Well, "what is your tattoo of?" is easier and faster to type than "Of what is your tattoo composed?" or something like that. I've already said it—I'm lazy! Read more
@jetztinberlin: I used to take probiotics, but I'm lazy and always forget about them for some reason. Really, the only time that I have serious stomach issues is if I eat too much of what I'm not supposed to have, so I figure it's a good way of my body telling me what's bad for it. Oh, and if I eat any cruciferous… Read more
@BritneyCanadaWhore: Yep. If you don't mind my asking, what is your tattoo of? Read more
@jetztinberlin: Ahhh, yes. Yeast. I am allergic to it anyway. But I still drink the booze. I'm doing pretty well; I only get hives if I'm not careful about what I eat or if I'm exposed to a huge blast of allergens (like when dusting), and I only get sick to my stomach if I eat too many gluten-containing products… Read more