TruculentandUnreliable's discussions

@PinkSoxHat: @Lady Skittlehattington: Dudes, I can tell that my decline has been steep and fast, judging by the absolute disgustingness of my keyboard. I used to use the little air can weekly and wipe it down with alcohol swabs. Now, I don't give a shit. Read more

@lisas: Just three posts down from you, m'love. Read more

@TruculentandUnreliable: Um, when I need to pee. Not when I pee. If I wet the bed at 27, I'd be going to the doctor. Read more

@inchworm: I know! I'm always afraid I'll do it when I'm sharing a bed with my mom. It seems to happen mostly when I pee, though. I'm assuming from the pressure on my g-spot. Read more

Whaaaaat? Is this a soap opera? Read more

@treecut: Well, exactly. I think that they know that their position is really fucking extreme, and a lot of people don't seem to be able to see through the fact that it's just another method of slut-shaming. Read more

@skinnybonejones: Just remember to shave the head and pull out the teeth. Read more

@ceejeemcbeegee: Ugh, I know. My favorite was (and I've talked about this, like, 8 times) "toxic mold doesn't hurt you—it's a myth," or some bullshit like that. Read more

@Style Queen: @Smackdown: Well, I could've misinterpreted, but my understanding of his point was that anti-choicers rattle on and on about how we hurt the babies and how awful it is that we kill the babies, but don't give two shits about anyone else's suffering, whether it's animal or human. When I re-read the post,… Read more

@BAngieB: "And they were all in this big green truck that they called 'SweetPea.'" Read more

@olivia2.0: I know, I checked his profile earlier and cracked up about that. Read more

@Elin: Thanks. I can always use more worshippers. :) Read more

And I'm a big ol' oversharing slut. Read more

@Scoregasm: I've totes heard about women coming from those things. I think it's also the fact that you're squeezing your legs together really hard, too. (Interesting side note—sometimes I come when I'm half asleep just by tensing up my muscles when I'm having a sex dream. Totally not on purpose, though). Read more

@stacyinbean: Kind of, yeah. I HATE push-ups, but I was doing "wall push-ups" and I was like, hm, I could stand to do a few more of these. Read more

@mbprice: Yes, and actually it's better for me because his dick kind of curves upward, so it's more g-spot stimulus. Plus, I can always rub my own clit, anyway. Read more

Also, one last thing, and I have to do some work—does anybody else get that "special tingle" when they do push-ups or intense arm work? It's crazy, because I totally do. I wonder if I'm just tensing up a lot? Read more

@mbprice: Those are good, too. Read more

@TruculentandUnreliable: Now I just made myself horny. Read more

@Jeremy: But some of the ladies don't like that kind of pressure, or don't really have much sensitivity there. Good lord, though, I LOOOOVE it. If anyone wants to know the secret to my heart, it's clit stimulation (preferably oral) and intense g-spot stimulation. Ahhhhn. Read more