The Supreme Court did something good for a change, Trump indictments are stacking up like flapjacks, and Pat Robertson is dead. This seems like way too much good news for a single day. I’ll be hiding under my desk waiting for the other shoe to drop if anybody needs me. Read more
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Susan Rinkunas
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Susan Rinkunas is a Senior Reporter covering abortion access, reproductive health, and politics. Her writing has appeared in Elle, Marie Claire, The Guardian and more. Send tips to susan@jezebel.com
When these creatures glassily stare at each other, do they lie and say their ill fitting skin suits look good? Do they spew these lies while casually eating those babies they keep getting handed?
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Iowa also hates poor people and was fully prepared to tear this building down while living people were trapped inside https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/01/us/davenport-iowa-building-collapse-thursday/index.html
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So he’d rather they get treated the way Michelle Obama got treated? As in, right wing dipshits claiming she has a penis and getting attacked for daring to suggest children have healthier options for school lunch? Read more
Her outfits are just...strange. I mean, she’s a conventionally attractive woman. A news anchor type. Surely she understands how to put together outfits that are appropriate-for-occasion and modern? Makes me think that Husband Meatball is flitting around her like an addled Fairy Godmother pushing her - “Just put the… Read more
My response to that would be, “ok, whackaloon, Oprah’s ‘The Hill We Climb’ is no longer accessible to any students here; thanks a million for your extremely well-thought-out request!,” possibly including a long-winded tale of having it banned nationwide, preemptively burning every copy, etc.
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I think perhaps the most chilling part of this comes from the Norfolk Daily News link (included above), and the shifts in terms and age (emphasis mine):
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Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat
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Can we make this a regular weekly feature?
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the best part is he can’t even spell “borders” Read more
Trump wants a perp walk; therefore, I would send SEAL Team 6 to swoop in and whisk him away in a windowless cargo van at 2:30 a.m. Read more
Yup. My mother almost died having me in the early 1980s. She had Preeclampsia, so was super sick. I was born a month early because of it. She didn’t know it at that time, but she had fibroid tumors in her uterus. Because of these tumors, she didn’t stop bleeding. She had multiple blood transfusions and had to sign… Read more
“Abortion harms not only the unborn children who are killed, but also the fathers who have had their fatherhood stolen from them” Read more
Ted is hiding his thumbs which 100% means he feels threatened. Classic blobfish behavior.
the man who called his wife ugly Read more
Especially a middle of the day wedding that looks like it was at least partly outside? It’s not like when when us normies get invited to a 7pm, “cocktail attire” wedding and we pick between the three, black, cocktail dresses we already own to wear to the event. Maybe Kimberly couldn’t afford a new dress and had to… Read more
My response to right wingers complaining about all the nepotism that Hunter Biden benefits from is “Wake me up when Joe adds him to the Cabinet and sends him to fix the Middle East.” Read more
Getting elected once and impeached twice is quite an accomplishment, you got to admit. Read more