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Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is. Read more

I think this is actually a perfect match. Who better than Chris Brown to help someone beat cancer? Read more

I'll start it off, cuz damn, my baby is a supermodel:

I, for one, welcome our new infectious disease overlords. Read more

Those are too expensive to toss at people! Read more

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never feed me properly. Read more

What a great tagline for a diet. "People never change. Why should their diet?" Read more

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT INTO A METAPHOR ALL BY THEMSELVES. LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR FEMININE PRODUCTS. HOLY SHIT BALLS. Read more

Meanwhile, I can't climb the corporate ladder because all the dudebros in the department I'm trying to transition into mainly hire women for the sole purpose of trying to have affairs with them. Read more

I get so jealous when people are this clever. Read more

I find the veracity of this research Read more

Problem number 38 with America: no metric system. What is this, the time of Charlemagne? Read more

Okay, but a little knit cap would be way cuter. Also, washable. You know, for the environment.

And here I thought the plot of Dirty Dancing was dependent on the time period (the past). Silly me.

That is so, so wrong. Read more

Let's, uh...let's get the baby fully out of there first, 'k? Read more

Yup. A chocolate-sprinkle anus. Read more

thank you. thank you so much. Read more

I CLICKED ON THIS. Read more