stacyinbean
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stacyinbean

If you have a dog that barks as an indication of anything other than an actual threat; you should probably work on training the dog to express itself in healthier, quieter means. Your happy-sleepy-time will thank you, and so will your neighbors. Read more

Because keeping your kids ignorant of how to responsibly do anything is a great idea. You know, like the very effective way American culture handles the concept of alcohol. Read more

Um, people are stupid and that's why we have warning labels not to use hair dryers in the bathtub. This is also why we need classes to teach our bright-eyed, cherub-cheeked youth how to use a condom and what healthy relationship boundaries are. Read more

Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert." Read more

That's given me some ideas. Can someone say wolfhead sowed onto Robb Starks body? Read more

I feel like this pertains to the discussion:

Thank you, Mr Smith.

I used to do the exact same thing for bake sales for my student group (a humor magazine) in college. Plus, I stole the brown sprinkles from the dorm cafeteria, so I felt thrifty too, ha. Read more

It's called Schadenfreude. And I experience it, too, when homophobes are outed. Read more

But... reading! SO EXHAUSTING. It's much easier to just read the headline and then stomp around the comments section, being obtuse. Read more

He looks like someone tried to grow their own Bradley Cooper and lost interest. Read more

I'll bring the wine and we can make a party of it! Read more

Sounds like Kickstarter needs some kind of campaign pausing mechanism. I doubt this will be the only time they see something objectionable in the last hours of a campaign. A pause for review before cancellation seems like a good way to prevent this from happening with other questionable projects. Read more

And here's another article today for all the apathetic friends I have who don't do anything "because it won't make a difference." This here is a difference that was made. Read more

I like it, I'll take it. Especially the 25K donation to RAINN. Read more

Okay, now you've done it. Here's my beautiful girl, Miss Harriet. She and I are hoping that Mr. Gandolfini's puppy will have a loving new home, poor fella.