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Well, he might have lost the leg, but at least we're winning the Battle of the Bulge. Read more

^Meager though it is, I can bestow no higher honor upon her.

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Fuck Father's Day. It doesn't bother me that much because everything's not so full of ads like it is for Mother's Day, but still, I'm glad is almost over. I don't talk to my dad and he can go fuck himself if he thinks I'm gonna celebrate him for being a shit parent to me for these past couple of decades. Read more

What I'm getting here from your comment says a whole lot more about you than it does about Patton. Just FYI. Read more

My kiddo lurves this show! I've already had to fight with him because we are considering a girl's name for TheFetusDino that has the nickname of Finn. Read more

"You can't magically make the Wildlings brown skinned and the desert people pasty white just because you think that is "fair", because ice dwelling northerners do not develop that much pigment and Scandinavians in the desert would burst into flames." Read more

Yeah picking on the guy who said something akin to "Women-parts are magical and detect rape and provide delicious cookies". Doesn't make you a progressive personality. I have been following the race and I haven't found a "I will do X he will do Y" moment where I can come around to Gomez. Read more

Kanye West: It’s only led me to complete awesomeness at all times.

Alison Krauss has won more Grammys than any other person alive. She somehow manages to make it through the day without coming off as a ridiculous, self-centered parody of today's fame culture.

Okay, well, I feel like plenty of born and bred Americans I meet can barely speak English properly so I'm not really inclined to get worked up about Americans who speak other languages. Read more

No, what we should do is provide easy access to language classes once they're here, not block their visas due to lack of language skills. Read more

It bothers me when immature men idolize the Patrick Bateman character—and I've come across more than a few— because he appears glamorous, has a lot of money and gives zero fucks about anyone except himself. (And Bro, he like, totally just hacks dudes to bits while listening to Phil Collins!!! He's HILARIOUS!!1) Read more

I'm Welsh, and short. The first time my husband saw a Corgi, he asked me if there's something wrong with the gravity in Wales. Read more

Oh my god don't give them any more terrible ideas .... Read more

Well, er, there's that whole part about her not really liking his kids and planning to pack them off to boarding school.... Read more

It's pretty obvious that the reason the kids are acting out is because their father avoids them because they remind him of their mother, and he doesn't know how to be with them without her. The Baroness is all on board and like "Yeah, just ignore your kids. It's not like the loss was also traumatic for them and losing… Read more

"the docs themselves are incredibly dry and full of more acronyms than whatever presentation you should be working on" Read more

I don't have a lot of sympathy for Elsa. She makes it clear that her first order of business after cutting the wedding cake will be to ship the kids off to boarding school. And that whole scene where she connives to guilt Maria into leaving....yeah, what goes around comes around. Read more

I'm really bummed that The Bling Ring is allowing Paris Hilton relevance again. Read more