stacyinbean
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stacyinbean

HATE. Couldn’t tell you the last time. I like to keep my nose on the “right” side of the equation because I’m a prude who is scared of buttholes. Read more

The only question I had when I was speaking with pediatricians was “Do you allow non-vaccinated patients?” If there was even a waffle outside of “only for medical necessity, i.e. allergies” I was done. I was pleasantly surprised that most said no with no exceptions. Read more

Dang, not sure how I missed this. I buy Essie for trendy colors but Butter London for staples because the price makes me a bit nauseous for how infrequently I do my own nails. Read more

Dang, not sure how I missed this. I buy Essie for trendy colors but Butter London for staples because the price

Oh, I’ve seen this before. It’s the standard format for “I poison children in my spare time and then pretend I know nothing about it” emails. Read more

Jesus, he is a grown up Augustus Gloop with no German accent. Read more

I saw that BuzzFeed post yesterday and it pissed me off. You don’t get a milkshake AND dessert, you get one or you get the other. This is not rocket science. And I say this as a hugely pregnant lady. Read more

My boss, who knows me far too well, gave me this birthday card this year.

If you read your own link you’d realize that was HIS OWN ORGANIZATION clearing him. There are multiple lawsuits pending. If you took the time to read my comment you’d realize I specifically used the word accused. Twice. Read more

That is so stupid I don’t even want to address it. On a more serious note, when are all of these lower-rung losers (and even some of the main-stagers) going to call it quits here? It really seems like they are all hanging on for dear life and it’s not cute. Read more

No don’t, I should have labeled that one. That’s Bill Gothard the founder of the bullshit “educational” program that the Duggars use. He’s been accused by 50+ women of sexual abuse. Read more

It turns my face and neck into a village of perfectly spaced, teeny, tiny red bumps. The. Worst. Read more

It turns my face and neck into a village of perfectly spaced, teeny, tiny red bumps. The. Worst.

“I don’t support child abuse I just hang out with people who advocate child abuse and are accused of all sorts of abuse... But abortion is really awful guys.”

Didn’t we do this last week? Read more

Didn’t we do this last week?

I also did this until I found the dark chocolate ones. I saw the title of this post and knew in an instant that it's how I've been eating them since I was quite young. Read more

I don’t do this with cereal but I do with candy (Skittles, jelly beans, etc.) My husband ate a handful of Jelly Belly straight from the 40 flavor bag last week, I told him it’s the first time I’d considered divorce. Read more

I was obsessed with manatees as a kid. My mom says I drove everyone insane constantly talking about them and demanding everyone write letters to the government in Florida about saving them. They are just the cutest! Read more