Heading down to St. John (USVI) on Thursday for our second trip, apparently there are a bunch of whales in the area and my goal for the weekend is to SNORKEL WITH THE WHALES. I'll let you all know how that turns out... Read more

Heading down to St. John (USVI) on Thursday for our second trip, apparently there are a bunch of whales in the area and my goal for the weekend is to SNORKEL WITH THE WHALES. I'll let you all know how that turns out... Read more
“As they left, she changed shoes and her sweater.” Read more
Weirdly, though, the product she referenced doesn't look painted on at all if you use it correctly. I started using it after a coworker showed me her brows before/after (she basically has zero eyebrows left) and it was the single most naturally "done" brow I've ever seen. Read more
Thank you! DipBrow has changed my brow/face game completely! Read more
Foundation: Giorgio Armani Luminous or Lasting Silk (depending on your skin type). Worth every cent and I say this as someone with acne scarring who has tried ALL THE FOUNDATIONS. Read more
Love, love, love Marc Jacobs gel liner, it's the only one I'll buy and I buy them two at a time in case I lose one or one breaks. Can't live without it. Read more
I will never get over how amazing that scene was. Read more
Not surprised, the Herald is the WORST. Read more
This wasn't really a disaster but it was hilarious. I was the maid of honor at a friends wedding and it was a very windy day and we were right on the ocean. I hadn't thought of the wind factor when I had my hair done, which was this awesome half up-do with long, side-swept bangs. It had rained the day before and the… Read more
It’s totally true! My dad had a triple bypass three years ago. That surgery should have “cured” him from his chronic angina, totally didn’t work at all. He did a ton of research and found about this therapy called EECP where they basically strap blood pressure cuffs all over your body and squeeze your blood around for… Read more
One of my favorite doctor stories - I was getting an IUD put in for pregnancy prevention. My gynecologist is a fucking hoot, this guy will have anyone laughing in 30 seconds. He starts to tell me about how "back in the day" the Bedouin used to put rocks in the vagina of female camels in order to keep them from… Read more
I don't like it on me but I have a friend who wears it and somehow, mixed with her natural scents and oils, it smells incredible. I literally sniff her whenever I see her because she just smells so heavenly! Read more
I guess. I had zero issues on either account, but my dress was also really well bustled post-ceremony. Read more
Oh god, I didn't care about that. I was only wearing that dress once, I didn't mind if it got any grass stains! Surprisingly it was pretty immaculate after the fact. My eventual plan is to have it shortened and dyed anyway, so I wasn't too worried about staining, Read more
Super high heel sandals for the ceremony and a nice pair of gold leather flip flops for the rest of the night... Read more
Our dog barks when we're getting busy and the only thing I've found to stop it is basically desensitizing him to it. We figured this out when we were trying to get pregnant and having sex constantly. Then I got pregnant and felt like dick so there was no more sexy time for awhile. I ended up having a miscarriage and… Read more
I was thinking sour cream, mayo is so much worse. Ugh. Read more
I'm sure you can sell it! Read more
Do you happen to know why her boobs go all the way to her waistline? Because it's causing me all sorts of grief at the moment. Read more