I ate the biggest bagel ever, slathered in bacon scallion cream cheese. I knew I wouldn't be eating for hours and would be drinking constantly and EVERYONE ELSE was eating one. Fuck that! Read more
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I bite my tongue so hard to keep from making similar comments when parent-friends talk about things they are doing with their kids. I don't want to equate their children with dogs but there are a ton of similarities in my experience! Read more
The only thing my husband has ever complained about was how long the fucking invitations took to put together. It was like a 37 step process. There was embossing and hole punching and more embossing and string-tying. He will never let me live that one down. Read more
The testimonies are killing me, I was in tears after 5 minutes of NPR this morning. I'm opposed to the death penalty and think it's letting him off easy here, but I can't imagine sitting through all of this and not wanting him dead. Glad I'm not on the jury! Read more
Oh that makes sense. I have an intense desire to dye my hair purple but my work environment would NOT look kindly on that. I'll hope to live vicariously through Kim. Read more
I'm really surprised by how poorly done it looks too. Despite how I feel about her as a person I do think she's gorgeous and can probably rock any color hair, but at least have it done right! Read more
both bills also include a clause that would allow a pharmacist, physician or hospital staffer to refuse to participate in an abortion or to decline to dispense any medication "that will result in the termination of pregnancy. Read more
That last sentence, man. I am 15 years older than my sister and was a teen in the 90's and her clothes now are basically identical to my clothes then. It's frightening. Read more
I dunno, I always thought Paragard (the copper IUD) sounded pretty badass, like a specialized paratrooper or something. Read more
I had the copper one and it was great, my periods were heavier and my husband said my parts "tasted different" but those aren't deal breakers for me! I have ZERO tolerance for hormones and hate condoms as well. Mine ended up shifting and getting lodged in my uterus so I had to have it removed but it wasn't really a… Read more
Mine wasn't a real disaster but I'm still embarrassed by it. I did my invites myself and mistakenly printed one of the interior cards in black ink instead of the dark brown I had used for everything else. There was just so much going on and somehow I missed it until they were all assembled and ready to go. I know my… Read more
Right! I had my dress made by a designer who specializes in cottons and silks, it felt like a pile of fancy sheets. I'm weird about material and insisted on a cotton dress, even the lace was made with cotton fiber! Read more
I have a bad/weird habit. I brush my teeth in the shower in the morning. I don't know how to stop because I need an activity while I'm letting my conditioner soak in and I don't like to do soap until the last possible moment. Someone talk me out of this! Read more
Oh god, my dog doesn't go as far as trying to get on my lap when I'm peeing but he stands on me with his front paws and stares at me until I'm done. As soon as I reach for the toilet paper he knows to get off and give me a moment of privacy. Frankly, it's disturbing. Read more
Yeah, it's so hard to get the thoughts of sex between consenting adults out of your head when you're trying to do your job. WTF. Read more
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I believe this was the one about a wedding on a college campus, one of the coaches of a popular sports team resigned the day before the wedding and there was a bit of a riot resulting in some unsavory graffiti! Read more
We have an overabundance of Bob/Robert's in my company. Literally within five offices of me, each way, there are 4 - 2 are Bobs, 2 are Roberts. There's a pair I simply call Bobert because they run a division together. Read more
Yeah, we were in that limbo of "it costs more to fix than it's worth" with my old car so we just bit the bullet. I certainly appreciate the added comfort and the lowered stress that comes with low mileage but I thought I would be ecstatic. Maybe I'm just sick of commuting? Read more
I got my first brand new car last year, it was really weird and not as AMAZING as I thought it would be, but I love it. My husband was like, "This is going to be the greatest thing EVER for you!" and in the end I was sort of like, "Blah." Not that it won't be amazing for you, I was just really surprised at how it… Read more