CALL YOUR MOTHER MOE!!! Read more

CALL YOUR MOTHER MOE!!! Read more
Are we sure this wasn't done by Ms. Garcia herself? I can see her having a bit of a vengeful streak. Read more
@J.D.Regent: seconded, perfect for a Friday too. Read more
and Silly Streaks Read more
@campanita: ha! I have spent at least the last 10 years trying to pretend like Boston people don't really have bad accents, I have learned to work without mine completely. It's just SO bad. The worst is my stepdad though, instead of 'mine' he says 'mayan', it's truly heartbreaking b/c the man is incredibly… Read more
@Lady Skittlehattington's evil twin, Whorey Licoricetits: Damnit, I just spit out my sandwich, LITERALLY, because I was afraid I was going to choke on it and my laughter. Read more
Sadly I have a thing for men with bubble butts. Read more
@KittenFluff: Don't blame that on the sports, blame that on the extreme rage that seems to accompany most men who grow up in the Boston area. I can't explain, I've just learned to avoid it. I've seen more than 1 man in a fight with a telephone pole here, and all they got to show for it is some broken knuckles. In… Read more
@bananastand: I'd start with a used handkerchief, got to ease people into these things, you know? Read more
Have I shared my story about eating dinner in a restaurant in LA with my aunt when I was 15 and how Traci Lords came over and sat on my lap? Well, it was awesome. Read more
@daftpunkisplayingatMYhouse (formerly magiciannamedgob): Thanks! Now I just need an extra thirteen hundred bucks and I'm golden! Read more
And I'm seeing breasts! And a bag I need to have, anyone know what it is? Read more
As of 11:32 PM the IndyStar has Obama up by 3%. At least I know how I'll spend my day tomorrow! Calling folks in Indiana!!! Read more
Oh Intern Cheryl, how I adore thee for Cover Lies. The Burning Man line is priceless. Read more
@the martyrist formerly known as charlotte corday: I want a bed of crushed blue velvet, damn it! Read more
I'm sorry but this dude is hotness personified. And look at that head of hair!!! Tuggable! Read more