@Jessi Ramsey: oooh, we got to learn how to USE condoms by putting them on bananas, for serious! we also had fake titties to do breast exams on! I appreciate that I went to high school during the original Clinton era. Read more
stacyinbean
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Aww, that Homer was my original avatar here!!! That is one of my favorite episodes. My grandmother had an amazing muumuu collection she gave to me when I was in 8th or 9th grade and I had them all tailored into little summer dresses. They were the most bogus color combinations but damn were they cute! Read more
I'm not sure why I feel the need to defend Marky Mark, except maybe that I am from Boston, but who cares how long the man has been engaged? Who has time to plan a wedding when you have two wee ones and another in the oven? Maybe she's just a jewelry hoor and wanted a fat rock? Read more
There are a few days I am quite happy to live in a city that has never shown me a pair of truck nuts. Thank you Boston, thank you. Read more
@RemoteCommander: @hamburgerhotdog: Your mom's need some sort of artistic outlet! Get thee a paintbrush! Read more
I think we can all sit back, relax, and wait for September when you know these bitches are going to be calling for school pictures! Read more
I can not submit, as I have not been a bridesmaid. That said, Read more
I must have that sweater-y jacket thing. MUST! Read more
Ok, if you slept with "Heartbreaker" within 3-5 dates worth of time (let's say 3-4 weeks), there is NO NEED TO TELL "New Girl". You owe her nothing at this point. Tell Heartbreaker to go f' herself and find out if you really like "New Girl" before you go f'ing everything up all over the place. Read more
@tailfeather: Apparently no one told you about taping nips to the insides of your legs! I was such a classy Catholic school girl it hurts. Read more
Ramona is awful. That is all. Read more
Oh Ames, the hive has fallen, your bra straps aren't on, just grab that Camel, go home, and take a nice long nap... We'll sort this out tomorrow. Read more
@layladylan: Ugh, I know that story, except I ended up taking HER place, which basically ended in the same way the post ended. I left, but would have eventually been fired, basically just for not being 'her'. Read more
@NefariousNewt: You (of course) forgot to mention his FEMALE counterpart, Jeanneke Pis. Read more
Alright, Team Jezebitch unite. Read more