stacyinbean's discussions

How is it possible to have one family containing that much hot? Read more

Maybe if Ms. Jameson refrained from making statements like this, about said move, she might be taken a bit more seriously - Read more

Not only is that inexplicably hot, see that little shadow line there on her right leg, HOLY SHIT GUYS - she's got an actual ass! Read more

Must have cardigan, bag, and shoes, though I would seriously advise against wearing any of them together! Read more

@TheOtherJen: My grammy always told me, "When you grow up, you get the face you deserve." I think, at least in this case, she is quite correct. Read more

@squeakel: teehee - I used so many retinoids when I was younger my dermatologist told me to come back and kill him if I ever get wrinkles. I hope he knows I plan on it. Read more

@LoSpaz: Pretty sure it depends on the person. The only thing that has ever worked for me is Accutane, which I believe inhibits sebum production as well. I am uber-oily, like SHOULD shower twice a day type oily. Read more

@Archetype: I applaud you for being a good citizen. I got the craziest cuticle infection from a manicure, though now that cuticle doesn't grow, which is kind of awesome. Read more

@Obama Mama Drama: oooh, you went there with the name change! love it. Read more

wrong, wrong, wrong. All I can say. Read more

@NefariousNewt: I'm going to pretend like I don't know what Noggin is b/c I'm 26, have no children, and realllly shouldn't know. But dude, that sounds like my worst nightmare! Read more

@NefariousNewt: My day is now complete! Whatever man, I've been singing those [freecreditreport.com] songs for like 2 weeks now, I'm ready to take a jackhammer to my television. Read more

@Meg: What can a girl say, I like my freak accidents extra freaky! Read more

@hamburgerhotdog: Let's take it a step further and go with jackhammer. That seems like it could be easily arranged on the streets of NYC, no? Read more

@NefariousNewt: No, no we won't. Read more

@not.a.clever.name: This happened to me and did not end well. I will tell you that whenever the Sox played the Yankees, one of us would be sleeping on the couch. True story. Read more

Couples who watch baseball together are more likely to stay together if they are NOT made up of a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan, FACT. Read more

What's going on with that coat hood there? Is that a pathetic attempt at fur lining the hood with a squirrel tail or what? Read more

I happened upon this commercial in much the same way, stoned, late at night, and ended up choking on whatever I was eating trying to make sure it sounded as funny out loud as it did in my head. Read more

'How's That for A "New Month, Same Shit" Euphemism' = your best work ever Intern Cheryl Read more