Newt, will you write "My Stoner Sister" just for me? Pretty please? Congrats! Read more
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@westvillagegirl: You are so right. Read more
@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: YES! My bro is 14, freshman, chubby, adorable, glasses wearing, and this is all I can say to him. Tell them if they think someone else is hurting or in trouble to talk to someone about it too! Just let them know it DOES get better and that these other kids are really just projecting the… Read more
Nice hipster shades JG, they go great with your Reeboks! Read more
This is awesome, and Sarah, I will gawk in amazement at your ability to learn Arabic. I took one semester of classes and I still can barely manage the alphabet. Read more
I wasn't allowed to go door to door, and this was like 15 years ago, because they were afraid we'd be kidnapped! Read more
@theladyvanishes: That is quite possibly one of the most frightening sentences I've ever read. Culottes is a scary, scary word. Read more
The last day of my senior year we all got together and cut straight up each of our pleats, all the way around the skirt. The nuns were less than thrilled that we were twirling around half naked. Read more
I went with two rolls and stapling of the hem. I used to detest the girls that would roll it so many times the pleats got all wonky though. Come on now, show SOME class! Read more
I'd like to learn the trick of keeping C's or D's up like that without a visible bra! Read more
@Trashtastic Is Back and Better Than Evah: It certainly does appear that you could fit at least a baker's dozen of Pompeo's in that trunk. Read more
We'd also like to touch you now. Read more
That was awesome without sound but where the hell were Alex and Simon to intervene with this garbage?! Read more
@hamburgerhotdog: Thank you, I didn't want to be the only one who remembered this from the other day. Read more
@girlreporter: I was completely mesmerized the entire time. Read more