stacyinbean
stacyinbean
stacyinbean

@germane: Yes but mouth herpes and genital herpes are two different things, right? Read more

I've never had one to my knowledge but I can imagine it would be extremely difficult to tell someone. Even so, I think that burden is on you to do it, but I haven't experienced it so I'm not sure how I would react. Read more

I think the best thing about babies is that when you put multiple layers on them they become unable to move their wee limbs and they just look like chubby starfish. Read more

Ashlee better watch out, that kid is gonna come out swining a flat iron! Read more

God damn it. First I miss out on the collecting of umbilical cords business boom and now the period blood too?! Read more

Those are the most nom-able legs I've ever seen on a baby. Happy to see she isn't dressed in ripped rags with a rat's nest of tangles on her head a la Mama. Read more

Isn't the owner of the worstie also the crappy hour guest when Moe was away? Read more

Ugh, some relative of a family friend called my mom a MILF at the dinner table on Thanksgiving. I couldn't bear to tell moms what it meant either, but she went and looked it up! Read more

@dayglo: Yeah, if parents are afraid to let their kids even GO outside, it's going to start causing some major issues. It's not really easy to throw your kid on treadmill and say run and hope it works. And this affects people in urban and rural communities. Read more

@TeenageGangDeb: ugh, no, I'm still reeling from the idea that he sent audio of MLK having sex with other women to Coretta Scott King. His dick was probably inverted it was so small. Thanks for some more reading material though! Read more

That Hoover was quite a disgusting fucking prick. Read more

That hair looks so incredibly tuggable... sigh. Read more