I can haz foot sweeper-offer too? Read more
stacyinbean
stacyinbean
I wonder how, through all the testing, that Teletubby Tinky Winky made it on to the teevee? Read more
@Hamsterpants: Well I heard he has a BMI of 26, which we all know makes him obese, which I'm sure is why he's such a lazy son of a bitch. Read more
@NefariousNewt: I'll go on the record as saying I don't specifically go to lunch right at 1 PM and then drive around wasting gas or sitting in my car to listen to NPR, I swear. Except not today since I've been on hold with the credit card company for 20 minutes running now... Read more
@gingerkhan: It's a state called New Jersey. Read more
NPR provides the most amazing tidbits for conversation. For serious. Read more
@TaraIncognita: @DorothyZbornak: lmao that you both brought the Lohan's into this. Is there any way to work a forced adoption? Read more
Yay for vaginas, this seriously had me smiling the whole time and that bra ball is magical! I'm glad there were a lot of youngin's there, that's what we need! Read more
That hair is amazing and I think my lil' sis has those pants. Tres adorable! Read more
@BeckySharper: Sadly, I think they'd pay MORE for the hour of talking than for the hand job. Though I guess that would just be the therapist they see after they bone the masseuse... Read more
I can only eek out an ewwwwwwwww Read more
@FourInchHeels: @layladylan: I agree that she is beautiful, even if it's surgically enhanced. It would be nice if she would take some of the make-up off... Read more
@ineffable.me: I feel bad for them and their Beavis noses. Read more
Amy Poehler is so wee! I'd like to smack that nasty smirk right off that gross Sarah Silverman's face, she makes my skin crawl. Read more
oooh, 'One Bread, One Body' is a gooooood one! Being a non-Catholic in Catholic school was so much fun, I just wish I didn't remember the words to all those damn songs and prayers. Read more
@BeckySharper: 2nd most boring, come on, Paris Hilton's sex tape was the least sexy, most boring thing EVER. Read more
@layladylan: I had to get my first bra around 8 or 9 too. It was so awful, the boys always teased me about it. I can't imagine ever wanting to make them look any bigger! Read more
@nodoubt9203 (It's not weird, it's different): That is hilarious AND adorable! Read more
so teh bears eat plastic now? can you imagine how much fun she would be to cuddle with until she clawed your head off? so soft and fuzzy wuzzy! Read more