stacyinbean
stacyinbean
stacyinbean

@Lymed: lol. That was my broad-ish generalization of the week! I just had the creepiest, weirdest roommate ever and I would imagine he is pretty harmless himself, though in that 'I'm 29 and I look, dress, and act like a 4 year old' manner. Read more

The tag 'whore whore ubersluts' just made my Friday! Have a great weekend you fucking dykes! Read more

I'm REALLY hoping this isn't my ex roommate. Note to ladies, stay far, far, far away from Harvard PhD candidates. Read more

Alright, where is Lady Skittle Licorice McWhoreTits when you need her? Worstie is NOT a bad thing most of the time, and personally I thought the bestie was hilarious, especially since every other comment on that thread (including mine) was either awwww!, nom nom nom, or cuuuuuute! Read more

@funnyface: Yes! Just one of one thousand other reasons it is ludicrous to put her on an 'unsexy' list! Read more

How is it possible I have never heard/seen/thought of 'breastaurant' in my entire life?! Thank you Dodai! Read more

Against my better judgement I am loving the shoes, and SJP, natch. Read more

I was ok with it until I got down to those shoes, no thanks Matchy McMatchenstein. Read more

@lolacat: LOL, it's a schnauzer, and it's been frightening me for days now. I'm convinced he's stolen my soul. Read more

Has anyone noticed the scary dog has kept it's position in the top right corner and is now attempting to invade the left side of my screen?! Read more

I'd like to take Simon, Tim Gunn, and Karl Lagerfeld and squish them all extra teeny tiny so I can put them in my pocket for shopping days! Read more