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We're live blogging the season premiere of America's Next Top Model tonight. And this time, we're doing an extra

"I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot wait to take my clothes off. I always walk around naked in front of my son. Last time you asked me when I'd stop taking a bath with him. I'm not sure when you're supposed to stop. Right now he just goes, 'Mommy! Boobies! Ahhhhhhhh!!' My breasts do not traumatize my kid."

In the review of her new album Discipline, Entertainment Weekly has taken Janet Jackson to task for still singing about sex — not because she's been doing it on all her albums for the last 15 years, but because they deem it to be age inappropriate. (She's 41.) Our friend Rich gives an awesome critique of the critique:

Check it out: There's actually something called the Oral Sex Light. We're not exactly sold on the sexiness of this product only because we're not so sure if getting head should feel like a cross between a pelvic exam and Madonna's Blond Ambition tour, but to each his own. [Inventor Spot]

Bindi Irwin unveiled her new line of Australian zoo toys at FAO Schwartz in NYC yesterday, and a big to-do was made