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File this under outrageous: According to today's DailyCandy, even our assholes could stand to look a little younger

"People are, like, she must be witchy. I think it's the liberal bias in the media that I'm the one who's argumentative." —Elisabeth Hasselbeck's version of why we think she sucks. [Newsweek] Read more

After viewing hidden-camera footage in which murder suspect Joran van der Sloot admits involvement in Natalee Holloway's death and the disposal of her body, Natalee's mom Beth Twitty has, after two and a half years, accepted that her daughter is not coming back. "I can let her go now and begin mourning," she said. Read more

Isabella Rossellini has written and directed a series of short films called Green Porno about the sex life of insects. In the films, she dresses up as different bugs (always the male version, for some reason), and acts out the way they "make love." Green Porno is intended to be viewed on computers, cell phones, and Read more

Woolworths in the UK has stopped selling a "Lolita" bedroom set for young girls after a group of mothers began a campaign in protest of it. But don't blame Woolworths! They supposedly had never even heard of Vladimir Nabokov's novel of the same name. "The staff who run the website had never heard of Lolita, and to be Read more