@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: Next time, I recommend Grey Goose Bus Lines. You won't even care whether or you arrive at your destination. You'll probably just make out with your seat mate and later, throw up in your handbag. Read more
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: You know? I much prefer trains to planes. It's far more enjoyable ridin' dirty than it is to fly the unfriendly skies. Read more
Don't they know? See through uniforms are sexy! Read more
@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: She looks relaxed and contented. When she smiles, it seems genuine. Nothing more lovely than that! Read more
@morninggloria: See: The Gong Show, The Newlywed Game, The Match Game and Joker's Wild. Read more
@lucystrawberry actually *is* that into you: Douglas Adams does NOT make love. That's for soap opera characters! Read more
@morninggloria: Oh....YOU. Read more
@SweetSerengeti: I'd say exploding boobs aren't such a good thing, but it's a sport where people can beat the living crap out of each other and give each other long-lasting brain damage. Read more
@SomeAuthorGirl: My pedicure looks even worse, as I haven't even clipped my toenails since my last pedicure. My toenails are half painted, half not and I am beginning to grow claws. Read more
@GeorgeFayne: Or an open umbrella. Read more
@NefariousNewt: I would suggest dumping Dick Cheney's ass in a giant vat of crude oil. Fitful way for him to bite it. Read more
Mel Gibson looks like he's on his way to a Deadwood convention and he's dressed up like Al Sweregen. Read more
@kickingthecrap: WORD - Dear god, whatta nightmare. The entire thing is just a giant shit sandwich, with a dirt salad, and a tall glass of hot urine. Read more
@❀❀DoNotStalk thinks Jezzies are awesome❀❀: We all know Dick Cheney can go fuck himself. The entire damn universe wants Dick Cheney to go fuck himself. Read more
President Bush's policies fucked everything up in the Muslim world. "Freedom", my ass Mr. Bush. Read more
@BlondeGoddess: I would lose that thing within 2 minutes of leaving the house. Then, I'd spent the rest of the night cursing the gods, and unable to buy drinks. Read more
@CloudsInMyCoffee: Nietsche. She loves his "Campaign Against Morality" bit. Read more