@Crabby Cakes is playing Goldfish.: Harry Reid, his name somehow just doesn't fit, does it? Read more

@Crabby Cakes is playing Goldfish.: Harry Reid, his name somehow just doesn't fit, does it? Read more
@Crabby Cakes is playing Goldfish.: @dianersb: We need a MONTAGE! Read more
@morninggloria: I would, too. I am over her in the biggest way imaginable. Read more
Team America World Police is one of my favorite movies of all time. Read more
@NefariousNewt: I wasn't sure, at first. The more I thought about it, the better I felt. Read more
It appears that the restaurant they dined at is having some construction. I have this image of them trying to have date night to the sound of loud hammering and staple guns. Read more
@EdnasEdibles: YiKES! No one ever hissed at me when I was younger. I was just invisible and supremely awful-looking. Now I'm fine. That experience has led me to a fantastically hilarious life of stealthfully watching others in the world. Read more
@Diziet_Sma: I know it's not her fault. Doesn't mean I enjoy her any more. Yesh. Read more
@EdnasEdibles: Dude, I can vouch for having major troubles in adolescence. I looked AWFUL from about age 8 until 17. (bad teeth, huge glasses, BRACES, HEAD GEAR, shitty hair, you name it!) I looked like a brown Dawn Wiener. Read more
@Your Screenplay Sucks: It felt like I was watching Tropic Thunder. Oh yes, let's give a standing ovation to the man who fled the country after raping a girl. Lalalalal - Holocaust movie - lalalalala. Ugh. Read more
@Samanthrax: It's yucky, all around, isn't it. Hell, he won an Oscar. Read more
@stacyinbean: It has scrambled my brains. I don't even know what's up or down in this story. Read more
@Samanthrax: I have tears. Tears. Read more
_____TOO MUCH HYPE_____ Read more
@rosasparks: *HER* theories Read more
@goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): I think you give Hasselcrack way too much credit. I'm not sure he theories and thoughts are that deep. Read more
I say he's out in the public, you can take his picture. Stalking him, jeopardizing him, in order to get a shot of him smoking a butt or yakking on the phone, seems a little much. (couldn't it theoretically be unsafe, say, if he were travelling somewhere, wanting to be anonymous, say for a private meeting, etc?) Read more
@SunburnedCounsel: Check your messages. I just PM'd you. Read more