I have no snark. I just wish I were them right now, strolling, looking cute in the sunshine. Read more
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@KittenFluff: That kitteh is fucking gorgeous. Look at his eyes! Read more
@rosasparks: I don't mean, literally, trade them. That came out all kinds of wrong. Both trade their fuckery, equally. And sometimes, they do it ALL TOGETHER. (mini sparks feeding the dog OLIVES, etc...) Read more
@Supernintendo: My cat barfs on my shoes. ALWAYS. It SUCKS. Read more
@brendastarlet: huh, OK. So, he has a long torso? And a small waist? Read more
@summerwheatley: and mop heads, passed off as hair extensions. Yikes! Read more
@Spaceman Bill Leah has the Crazy Eyes: I tried to order some cute flip flops from there. FLIP FUCKING FLOPS! Totally not doable, so I just stopped. Read more
Also, can someone please explain to me why Obama's measurements are shocking? I don't know what a 33' waist means. Or 40 inseam. Although, I have dirty thoughts about TAKING his measurements. Oh, sorry. That sucked. Read more
@SomnambulantHobbit: I was about to say...many models are freaking 15! Which Shawn is & Nastia & Alicia are older. Read more
@BrutallyHonestBabes: I just spat coffee on my keyboard. Read more
@MizJenkins: Please tell me you're kidding. I mean, PLEASE! Read more
@puffthemagicmuffin: And he can pour me a Guinness any time he wants. Yum. And, damn, I really want a beer. Fuck, it's only 11:30! Read more
@Mrs Lovett: I can't stop laughing. That is so good. Read more
Well, if my advancement in the world was to the detriment of men, I apologize. Meanwhile, I'd still like to get paid the same as my male counterparts. As well as, since I'm birthing & raising your kids, I'd appreciate your help, every so often. You know, since now I have to work full-time, get paid less and still… Read more
@stacyinbean: I'll post bail for you. I live close enough, anyway. Just as long as you give me her address, so I can do a little stalking myself. She rules. Read more
@dirtybee says bee yourself!: I think he's pretty great, as well. Read more
@NotCoolEnough: Yes & Yes. Read more
@boxingoctopus: Or an agent from the Matrix. Dude is about to THROW DOWN on Keanu Reeves. Whoa. Read more