@Mrs. Cannon: I just fucked up my comment. Opposite extremes! I'm barely 5 feet! Read more
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@NeverNikki: Works every time! With lots of toast, coffee and gatorade. Read more
@rosasparks: Take that back, just on me. I have seen other vertically-challenged women look great in these. I, unfortunately, look odd. Read more
@Mrs. Cannon: haha. I can't wear dresses this long. I look like a monchichi wearing a pillow case. These are not flattering on short women. Read more
Can I just say, I saw these movies in sex ed in school. Mind you, it was in the 80's, but I totally did. They were really unnerving. Also, the image of the condom always made people crack up. Not because it was nervous laughter, but b/c it really didn't look right. Read more
Fun times, ladies, fun times. Let's start sending Mr. Lake some fun emails. He's an absolute dirtbag. Read more
@bananaballs: My daughter much prefers doing crafts, playing outside & telling me stories. Playing house isn't a factor. Read more
@SinisterRouge: It's going to be wacky, not just shitty... Read more
@TruculentandUnreliable: Yeah, if last night is any example, this is going to be awful for McCain. This is not his forte, at all! Read more
@Political Party Girl: It is. Bubba Sparks is in Qatar currently & has informed me of all kinds of interesting facts relating to the UAE. Read more
Believe me, my daughter would give me the stink eye if I gave her that hideous thing. Talk about a bish, plz face. Read more
@kshenkshen: I wholeheartedly agree with you. Well stated1!!!! Read more
@redheadedstepchild: HAHAHAHAHAHA. I think he lost a few after that silly comment! Read more