@magpiegirl: My daughter is 5 1/2, as Friday, & never stops. She even talks in her sleep. Read more

@magpiegirl: My daughter is 5 1/2, as Friday, & never stops. She even talks in her sleep. Read more
@NefariousNewt: It always comes back to L & O episodes. It's oh-so-true that TX didn't get this right, and now these poor kids have to go back. It's awful, just awful. Read more
@blackbirdfly: I read that immediately, too. It caused me to pause... Read more
@boring diatribes: Oh, I agree. However, my little one NEVER stops talking, so some days I feel like I'm stuck in a surrealist film; which you need to want. Some days, I just want quiet. I can't/don't want to explain why no one describes rain as clouds peeing. Read more
@boring diatribes: That is brilliant and, unfortunately, SO true. Sometimes, you want to jump out of the car/through the kitchen window, wherever. I do love my peanut, but DAMN! Read more
Jennifer has the far away look of, "She's been talking about rainbows for 45 minutes. When will this end?" Read more
THANK YOU, DODAI! Read more
Show me where to give. I could stand to drink less this week, or ever, really. Read more
@brassinpocket: Hair extensions & bronzer can retire now. For god's sake, ick. Read more
@sarahmazing: Wow! You did say it. I am not sure that race has anything to do with this, for once... Read more
But, he's normally pretty yummy, so it must be how he's sitting? I dunno. Weird. Read more
I didn't even recognize him in this photo. He sorta looks like The Thing from Fantastic Four. (which is a hideous film) Read more
Also - I love my kid to death, so I don't give a shit my teeth are rotten. I'll just drink my food & give her gummy kisses all day long. Fuck it. Read more
@rosasparks: Why AREN'T. Why AREN'T they protected? Sorry, typing too fast. Read more
I have crappy teeth ever since I conceived, delivered & have cared for my daughter. Cavities, gingivitis, etc...I never had these problems before her. Read more
@rosasparks: Not really, though... Read more
It's the end of the day & I just can't. If we're going to freak out about boobies when, clearly, there are more important things to worry about, I give up. Read more