Thank you, I came to make a similar joke. Read more

Thank you, I came to make a similar joke. Read more
This is part of why I hate submitting things to blogs, way too much fiddly stuff. Read more
Have you ever seen a really famous chef that wasn’t being secretly controlled by a rat? Read more
I think feathered dinosaurs are a first-mover problem. The look of dinosaurs is so ingrained in pop-culture that going against that feels like it would come with some costs (or at least a flop for any other reason would get blamed on that). Read more
Wait Toy Story 4? FFS. Read more
I think that was part of the problem, that they were doing movies that weren’t as easy to merchandise after Cars made approximately a zillion dollars in selling plastic bullshit to kids. Maybe it’s like Ben Affleck said in Jay and Silent Bob, you’ve got to do your Reindeer Games to pay for the movie you actually… Read more
Secret Flintstones prequel? Read more
Yeah, it doesn’t make sense to me because it seems like there were a lot of movies with good ideas but really flawed executions that could be redone. But I suppose they just want to go with something that’s been successful before. Read more
“...just when he does something smart like San Andreas...”
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It is on Netflix, he can watch it at work! Read more
Which leads us to the great ironies of the film 300 where the members of a fascist slave state fight for “freedom” against a (relatively) progressive empire. Read more
You don’t really appreciate good milling until you accidentally eat some “fancy” bread that decided to throw some unmilled bits in there to give you that “artisinal” feel. Read more
I’m just wondering how that sort of thing would happen when it seems like the gods are always popping down for a chat, they have an active clergy with magical powers and all that jazz. Read more
I like to imagine that after all the major deities hoovered up the good stuff for their portfolios, all that was left was either really particular or just dumb (scapegoats), so they just drew straws. Religion in D&D was never really explored well-enough for my tastes. Like in the Forgotten Realms when atheists die… Read more
Have you shopped for legos lately? That shit is expensive. Read more
I was just about to type “What about that girl Romeo breaks up with?” Read more
Was that an arc? I thought it just slowly became more obvious that he was a reclusive and a moron in the first book. Read more
That’s not fair, Jesus gave out snacks. Read more
No, Hollywood never draws appropriate lessons from boku box office or failures. Read more
What? I mean it’s not like professors are relied upon to provide references and recommendations for students going on to pursue further schooling or go out into the workforce? Or that professors might have access to peer networks where they could harm the student’s reputation informally. And it’s not like they could… Read more