That is the perfect detail mallet! Read more

That is the perfect detail mallet! Read more
Well, it’s one thing to expose your kids to heavy shit. It’s another for the marketing of the movie to pretend it’s a delightful fantasy romp through the world of imagination. Read more

Hammer time indeed (I tried to find a good Wakko Warner/giant mallet .gif but like the first thousand results were garbage fan art).
With a hammer, that’s probably how they did it. Or possibly a series of hammers. Read more
Also, why do people think crowds are a plus for proposals? Read more
I would find your article more persuasive if the thrust of the site was “you can be smart and complicated and also like the Real Housewives” Read more
Are the others “Macking on bride/groom during wedding” “wearing white when you are not bride” “starting a fist fight” and “requesting the macerena”? Read more
Now I want to explore what happens with both, like a soap opera version of Wolfenstein: The New Order (as the situation would be much improved with alt-universe Jimmy Hendrix and a laser gun). Read more
What a dumb-dumb. You do not get a wedding season, you get a wedding day and maybe like a half-hour to bask in your engagement on social media. Read more
Was she Chinese maybe? I’m tryign to think of a way somebody could have thought that was all right. Read more
Wasn’t there a TAL about these? Read more
“Well, the suit changes are often important to the plot”
Yes, the plot to take more money from nerds. Read more
I have found, shooting a moderate amount of fashion work, that a lot of clothiers would prefer if no one had any secondary sex characteristics. I suspect they might be aliens Read more
How ethically diverse? Like if you’re dating nazis you should really be judged. Read more
On the other hand, you get free ice cream? Read more
That earth is suddenly destroyed in a rain of moon fragments and billions die? Read more
IIRC Laura Ingalls Wilder (author of Little House on the Prairie) later claimed her family was in the area when the Benders were about their bloody business. Really would have punched those books up. Read more
The Nostalgia Critic review that opens with “Helllllloooo, I’m the Nostalgia Critic”? I’m all for pointing out plagiarism and a lack of attribution, but that sort of attributes itself. Read more
You know that Defamer is explicitly a celebrity gossip vertical, right? Read more
I buy these as $10k (and I’d also see them in the 2.5-5 range, though I don’t know the NYC pricing market). There’s a very healthy segment of the higher-end market that trades on access and services rather than talent and vision. They’ll also look askance at anything with too small of a price tag, even if it’s… Read more