Yeesh, like “don’t be a fool, wrap your tool” is just common sense but if you are involved in a 26-person fuckstravaganza it should really be mandatory - really all the birth control and STD prevention methods possible because with 25 guys one of them is bound to be a grody asshole. Read more
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But so was Paladine, and Gandalf was pretty god-adjacent. Read more
He got all the points off for space cooties. Read more
But that's what makes him to vulnerable to Gandalf - he is the master of magnetism after all. Read more
Do Best Buy sales people even get commission? Or are they just forced to be pushy in order to keep their jobs? Read more
It's about time for a nostalgic revival though, right? Read more
Although the worst job is probably the people in the Phillipines that filter child porn for Facebook. Read more
Alternately, we could put a serial rapist in prison - where he will not have access to his preferred victims. Also, I'm led to believe that prison is a lot less nice than being able to live in your home and occasionally be subjected to a weird jerk-off session. Read more
Was ESO any good? My general though is that if I can't make a mini-game of balancing a potato on an elf's head then it's not an elder scrolls game. Read more
I assume that he's hoping the fiance will slink away before he actually has to produce the goods - or he hasn't really through the whole plan through. Probably just doesn't want to be tempted to cruise in his own bathroom around the holidays. Read more
I mean, you can kind of give broad strokes w/o being specific. Read more
So does dad just not want all that sexy man meat hanging around at holiday gatherings, tempting him? It's like the Graduate for 2015!
But for realz, he should probably tell her about the bisexual bit and dad is a scumbag. Read more
You could get adblock if it's that hard for you? Read more
Ugh, how did all this dust get in my eye? Read more
Yeah, rule number one of our wedding-industrial complex is to pretend that divorce isn't a thing and that your wedding will be the most special/important day of your life. Did that guy not get the memo? Read more
I never understand that sort of attitude, like sure you might get some tire kickers but it doesn't kill you to just say hi and talk up the car. Read more
There's enough room for everyone's horror stories! Read more
Let’s be real, it’s a game by crazy people and for crazy people. This kind of thing could very well be in there as a reward for the craziest. Read more
Of course in most of those games there wer eonly about two things you could do and their design came from a business model designed to eat all your quarters. Read more
Public Domain character with a pretty easy to understand and adapt story, especially since he's not really as strongly tied to Disney as a lot of other public domain characters. Read more