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Rebecca Fishbein
rebeccafishbein
Night blogger, author of GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE YOU HATE.

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

“On the other hand, there are plenty of men thanking Marie Kondo for getting their spouses to finally get rid of all their useless belongings, because clutter is genderless, and American Apparel’s neon tanks absolutely never sparked joy.”

Farebeating is a problem! But sending a reporter to the subway to harass a bunch of teenagers is...not the way to solve it!

Kacey is like the anti-Taylor Swift

Cardi should wear this to her inauguration.

**Looks up tickets to Dollywood**

Please tell me Dolly will also sing, please

I understand objectively that Shawn Mendes is wearing a terrible outfit but also I want it?

“America will never be a socialist country” lol wanna bet

Wow, I did not expect to hear about war on socialism tonight

The U.S.A. chant sounds so ominous in this room.

Watching him give this speech is a bit like watching Warren Beatty try to announce an Oscar winner.

He is doing a very poor job of reading off the teleprompter, IMO

ahh you’re right, I forgot about Winston! I added!