rachelvoronacote
Rachel Vorona Cote
rachelvoronacote
Contributor, Jezebel

If ONLY we could have had "race-neutral methods" for the last several hundred years...
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I’m waiting for her to take legal action against that guy who has the same name as her. Read more

There are only two Christmas songs that encapsulate my holiday experience: “Fairytale of New York” and “Christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis.” Read more

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I just watch the “No, Mommy! No, Mommy, no!” part over and over again.

Little does she know that author of “A Modest Proposal” already has a thousand year claim on “Swiftmas”. Read more

My position on the Hemsworth brothers is pretty clear. Even though Liam is clearly the lesser Hemsworth, he’s still a Hemsworth. Read more

Sorry, I have to block you for liking Peeta. You used to be my favorite co-worker and now this betrayal. Read more

I wondered what they would do after the attacks, whether they would ever want to perform again, in terms of healing I actually think this is the best thing they could do. Whats going to happen to the Bataclan? I mean I suppose it will reopen eventually, but it just seems so.. Read more