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Cate Young
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When he took his helmet off for the first time in Star Wars I audibly moan-gasped in the theater on Christmas day. Read more

I don’t even know the football things, but I get this joke and I like this joke. Read more

The reason people like Donald Glover is because he makes engaging art like Atlanta, not because of this little speech (which I agree is pretty meh, especially for him). What has everyone’s interest is that someone who creates things that are genuinely different is being awarded anything by the same Hollywood Read more

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.” Read more

You are not part of Hollywood. La La Land is a love letter to Hollywood. If there is one thing Hollywood loves, it’s love letters to them. They can’t get enough of them. It’s the perfect award bait. Read more

There was no love for Zan though- that disappointed me severely. Read more

I saw “La La Land” about 24 hours ago and have steadily grown angrier/more irritated the more I think about it. It really made no sense, but not in a fun, whimsical way. More in a too many plot holes and bizarre character motivations way. And the songs were mostly boring. Read more

And (s)he said “pray for those who persecute you”

Ali Wong, Wanda Sykes, Sasheer Zamata, Leslie Jones, Aparna Nancherla, Nicole Byer, etc etc Read more

I think that’s why she opened the club in the first place, to promote the idea that women can get their’s and not be ashamed. It’s not super common and she thinks it should be. Read more

Please, when was the last time Hollywood even CAST a female dragon? There’s a scaly ceiling and you know it. Read more

Why do male dragons breathe fire from their mouths but female dragons always breathe fire from their crotch? Read more

Yup. I honestly think this is a more realistic fighting move for female heroines given that they don’t really have the upper body strength to take a guy down with a punch (or if they do, it comes from magic and not muscles). I think that’s also why you see female heroines taking guys down with karate kicks. Their most Read more

This was going to be my response too. It’s just as unrealistic to think that a 120lb woman can take down a 220lb guy (punching/wrestling/etc). Read more

This is pretty common for smaller fighters squaring off against larger fighters, gender ignored; I believe the luchador guy in Street Fighter has the exact same move. Any pro wrestler has probably executed or suffered a frankensteiner before, which is the same thing, minus the spinning. It’s basically about using Read more