Reminds me of this Tumblr post, captioned "How do I tell my mom that this "minimalist wooden nativity set" she put up just looks like a forest of dildos"
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It's literally making my head spin there's so much irony here. Read more
I will forever treasure Preserve's prose due to the glory that was "backyard-cum-feasting-hall." Read more
This is absolutely brilliant. Read more
Macarons are gross. Read more
If the strippers were as diverse as the the extras I'd be front row center. Granted I'm a man and don't live in Georgia. Read more
Ok but question, did they leave? Or did they just take an extended bathroom break and when they came back they were flushed and breathless and stuff? Read more
I read this and all I could think was shonda rhimes is better than everybody at everything. B/c Shonda has to deal with all the same thing w/r/t black women and she always responds via the work. I remember when scandal first premiered there was a lot of talk about Olivia is so post racial and colorless or whatever.… Read more
This conspiracy shit about Khloe makes me stabby. The press (and public) treat her like a cuckoo left in the next because she's not "sexy" enough. One sister being taller than the others isn't some kind of proof of non-paternity, comparing her to Kim's current face is a pretty flawed argument, and one of the sisters… Read more
Exactly. The idea that he was going to convince O'Reilly of white privilege makes me side eye Stewart. Read more
Well color me surprised. If we can't convince certain otherwise reasonable Jezebel commenters of such a thing, then I'm not sure how Bill O'Reilly's light bulb will be going on any time soon. Read more
Jason Biggs seems like a giant asshole. He's like the weird merger of a bro frat boy and Woody Allen. :-/