ninjacate
Cate Young
ninjacate
smugsexual. thundercunt hagbeast.

Velocirapture is the GREATEST IDEA TO EVER COME FROM THE HUMAN MIND.
Ever. Read more

And by a black director. I really, really, really want good things for Ryan Coogler. Read more

If you have to keep bragging about how much you love doing a tedious-but-beneficial activity, you don't actually like it. You like the end result, but secretly hate that you have to do all the work to stay there. And you brag about it to distract you from the fact that you hate it so much. Read more

Yeah, the narrow category was clearly intentional, because most of the successful female comedians I can think of are rooted in sketch. That's not exactly something that tours well. Read more

i... i... i don't... it's just... i can't... how could this all possibly get even more ridiculous? Read more

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT INTO A METAPHOR ALL BY THEMSELVES. LITERALLY TAKING AWAY THEIR FEMININE PRODUCTS. HOLY SHIT BALLS. Read more

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked. Read more

The problem is that the nerdlings have a lot of sway over the direction of the industry. A loud, annoying sway. Like a wooden rollercoaster made of annoying. Read more

Can we also talk about the very rich and successful publisher of several large websites, including Kotaku and io9, scoffing at freaking geek shows? Every time I'm exposed to Denton it's in connection to how much contempt he has for the people that are making him rich. Read more

It stops feeling like a "quota" when you're the one being hired zero percent of the time. Read more

I agree with you that he probably didn't do this knowingly, but I'm not willing to let him entirely off the hook because like... seriously dude? Has NOBODY who works for you heard of Google? GOOGLE YOUR SHIT. Read more

I have to state the obvious here: this woman got fired by her boss because he couldn't control himself around her. And this is her fault. Read more

Salt and Vin*gger chips had me on the floor weak. Read more

I saw these last night. "Civil Rice" and "Chef Boy-are-you-lookin-me-in-the-eye-ar-dee" were my personal favorites. Read more

I think my dad has the perfect answer to the Paula Deen disaster: Read more